Affirmation and consolation

Thank you Singapore for reaffirming my intense desire to leave civilization and live in a tree house. I seriously think S'pore should impose a fine for the English speaking/reading natives that despite numerous signs, obnoxiously kindergarten-like ground markings and constant announcements INSIST on pushing past you to get on the metro before people have gotten off. CHILL THE FUCK OUT, we're not in China! (pardon my language)

Driven to seek consolation in Bubble Tea #6. Drat. Seeking change I went for the Jasmine milk tea. Oh tasty goodness.