The Frenchie Theories...

Went out for a drink at Long Bar with one of my new roommates, Arthur. The place is famous for inventing the Singapore Sling, but I was advised against ordering one since they are now poured from a pre-made mix that is less than fantastic. At s./$22 a drink I stuck to something safe. A mojito.
Arthur is an absolutely hilarious sarcastic Frenchie. Here are his theories of the night....

The Midget Theory...
Being a midget would be great. Not only do you get the best view of girls in short skirts.... if you do the math your odds of getting lucky are better than the average Joe. Consider the number of midgets in the world and then consider the number of women with a fantasy about a midget. Bingo. What Arthur failed to account for was the chance encounter of these two unique beings should be in the same bar at the same time is quite low. Good thing he does not deal with numbers in his professional karaoke career.... oh wait, that's just at home, by day he is a banker. Scary.

The Buffalo Theory ...
http://www.joedigi.com/alcohol/buffalo.htm